Would Someone Volunteer?

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress. He has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit. He has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population. He has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe. He has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment. He has wantonly broken our treaty obligations and he has condoned torture of prisoners. He has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States. He has also appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance. Would someone please volunteer to give him a blow job so we can impeach him?